He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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