Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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