Me. At least after what I've been through.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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