There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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