weddingsv make me drug and hornr
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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