i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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