maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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