Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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