Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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