So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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