its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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