I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize