I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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