don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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