I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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