YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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