At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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