He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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