Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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