We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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