I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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