I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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