Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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