But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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