if you like me you must not know who I am
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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