if i died would you start the facebook group?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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