Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
a search helicopter?!
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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