You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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