You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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