"it" just moved
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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