i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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