i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the day after is always just damage control
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize