dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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