Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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