Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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