We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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