i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
