can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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