i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
