why didn't you poke me back
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize