what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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