he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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