yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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