We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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