i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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