try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You were trust falling into bushes
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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