and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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