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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
