what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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