I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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