Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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