well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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