So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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