She's JV to your varsity
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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