That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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