high people should be assigned attendants
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
i think my cat just said my name.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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