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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...

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(310): View more from California

So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair

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(678): View more from Georgia

thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?

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(630): View more from Illinois

You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop

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(571): View more from Virginia

FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.

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(631): View more from New York

Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"

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(925): View more from California

its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.

(775): View more from Nevada

want fries with that?

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