Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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