I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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